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Over 200, 000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns

6+ hour, 1+ min ago  (82+ words) Could do with a little less Tatooine, a little more Hoth. Right, ladies? Costco recalled almost 208, 000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think? "You have to remember to set it to slow roast." "God…...